Veteran of the Psychic Wars

I love these things! You already know so much about me, but here goes...

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Nope. Would be nice, but I have enough crap on my plate without adding his!
02) What was your dream growing up? To become a teacher (what the hell was I thinking?)
03) What talent do you wish you had? To play the piano
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Pina colada (I'm such a girl to like such a froo-froo drink!)
05) Favorite vegetable? green beans
06) What was the last book you read? Does it count if I've already read it once? If not, a romance novel called Enchanted by Nora Roberts. If so, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
07) What zodiac sign are you? Gemini
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. I'm such a plain Jane. No tattoos and only my earlobes pierced.
09) Worst Habit? Screaming at morons while driving. Could be grabbing the "Oh Shit!" bar when others are driving.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? If I knew you on sight, sure!
11) What is your favorite sport? To play - does channel surfing count? Love to watch American football.
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude? Mostly optimistic. That is,until I walk in the door at work. All that good attitude gets sucked into the black hole that is my classroom.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? PANIC! I don't do well in elevators. Nothing to do with you.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? Injury wise - fell on a chain-link fence when I was 3 and poked a hole in my eyelid. Thank God it didn't do more to my eye than lightly scratch it. Emotionally - watch the man of my dreams get married.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I'm right-handed, but tie my shoes like I was left-handed. Guess it comes from having a left-handed mother.
16) Do you have any pets? Had one. Just had to have Beau put to sleep. =-(
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? You would find a very messy living room.
18) What was your first impression of me? Brilliant writer!
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Are you crazy? Scary as hell!!! I hate clowns! Pennywise, the hypnotizing clown from Scooby-Doo cartoons, and John Wayne Gacy took care of that.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Just 1 thing?!? Um, lose weight. Other than that, always wanted straight hair.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Would love to say crime partner. But considering I went back into Wal-Mart one time with an item I took by accident to pay for it, gonna go with conscience.
22) What color eyes do you have? light brown bordering on hazel.
23) Ever been arrested? Lord, no! Mom would kick my butt.
24) Bottle or can soda? Like bottle, but usually drink out of cans. Cheaper.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Move my father into a new home and tear down his current one.
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at? I'm such a nerd - Books-A-Million.
27) Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read
29) Do you swear a lot? Hell yes!
30) Biggest pet peeve? At work - people not doing their job! Driving - people that cut in front of me and slam on brakes.
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Loving
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Absolutely!
33) Favourite and least favourite food? Favorite - hibatchi; least - anything more than slightly spicy.
34) Do you believe in God? Yes!
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Done.

On your side note, any sex scene you write ends up fantastic. I'm not complaining!