And herein will lie your downfall... Minions are every bit as insane as their Master if not moreso. *insane smile*

Lol, most ppl's initial reaction involves their brains running out their ears in that 'this is your brain on drugs' fashion. :D
It is evil, wonderfully evil, but evil nonetheless.
I have another one that's intentional Torchwood bad!fic (http://skellerbvvt.livejournal.com/18002.html) that skellerbvvt wrote for me based on one of my prompts, lol.