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heavenlyxbodies) wrote2005-08-20 12:27 am
heavenlyxbodies) wrote2005-08-20 12:27 am
*DISCLAIMERS*
Hi all, I finally decided some ppl just have ZERO sense of humour, so I'm just gonna cheat and put all my Disclaimers in one place.
Buffy/AtS
As understood by Drusilla, Childe of Angelus
DISCLAIMER:Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
Criminal Minds
Wow, a plain-jane one, with only a hint of sarcasm (also the first disclaimer I ever wrote/used, lol)
DISCLAIMER: Criminal Minds and its characters are in no way mine, and, assuming you don't count my borderline obsession with it, I have absolutely notta to do with the show or CBS or anything else related.
Dark Angel
Again making with the sarcasm, this one I won't go into though 'cause unless you have my frame of reference the humour is completely missed, lol.
DISCLAIMER: HA! You think they’re mine? They don’t even belong to themselves let alone me! People like James Cameron and Charles H. Eglee and other people/companies with stuffy lawyers own them.
Merlin
Forgive the snark, but I spent the first series grumbling about the butchering of Legend, so it only seemed right to let that bleed through my disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: The BBC characters are no closer to being mine than they are to being Arthurian Legend. In other words, so not mine. *hugs show and all it's faults*
Sherlock
Hmm, I think I'm losing my touch, this one's almost boring.
DISCLAIMER: The boys are not mine, not in this or any other incarnation, they are currently at the mercy of Godtiss and the Moff.
Supernatural
In keeping with my other disclaimers, I wanted something obvious that would indicate they weren't mine. So I went for the two most outrageous things I could think of- Dean and Cas getting groiny on screen and Sammy dying, like actually dying type dying, this was not EVER meant to be taken seriously. I think I got used to my other fandoms welcoming sarcasm, lol.
ETA: Okay given that I have now succumb to the joy and wonder that is Sam/Gabriel, I'm FINALLY changing my SPN Disclaimer- don't die of shock, lol.
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine Cas and Dean would be going at it in front of the camera and Sammy would have an archangel glued to his hip and his lips and his groin and just generally anywhere Gabriel could get to, so yeah… They belong to Kripke/McG/et al, and a bunch of other corporate-type ppl, in other words, not me.
Buffy/AtS
As understood by Drusilla, Childe of Angelus
DISCLAIMER:Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
Criminal Minds
Wow, a plain-jane one, with only a hint of sarcasm (also the first disclaimer I ever wrote/used, lol)
DISCLAIMER: Criminal Minds and its characters are in no way mine, and, assuming you don't count my borderline obsession with it, I have absolutely notta to do with the show or CBS or anything else related.
Dark Angel
Again making with the sarcasm, this one I won't go into though 'cause unless you have my frame of reference the humour is completely missed, lol.
DISCLAIMER: HA! You think they’re mine? They don’t even belong to themselves let alone me! People like James Cameron and Charles H. Eglee and other people/companies with stuffy lawyers own them.
Merlin
Forgive the snark, but I spent the first series grumbling about the butchering of Legend, so it only seemed right to let that bleed through my disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: The BBC characters are no closer to being mine than they are to being Arthurian Legend. In other words, so not mine. *hugs show and all it's faults*
Sherlock
Hmm, I think I'm losing my touch, this one's almost boring.
DISCLAIMER: The boys are not mine, not in this or any other incarnation, they are currently at the mercy of Godtiss and the Moff.
Supernatural
In keeping with my other disclaimers, I wanted something obvious that would indicate they weren't mine. So I went for the two most outrageous things I could think of- Dean and Cas getting groiny on screen and Sammy dying, like actually dying type dying, this was not EVER meant to be taken seriously. I think I got used to my other fandoms welcoming sarcasm, lol.
ETA: Okay given that I have now succumb to the joy and wonder that is Sam/Gabriel, I'm FINALLY changing my SPN Disclaimer- don't die of shock, lol.
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine Cas and Dean would be going at it in front of the camera and Sammy would have an archangel glued to his hip and his lips and his groin and just generally anywhere Gabriel could get to, so yeah… They belong to Kripke/McG/et al, and a bunch of other corporate-type ppl, in other words, not me.